Cause some things just don't change,
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world knows your name
So on a bigger stage
They came to see you spit your game,
Ooooohhhhhhh.
But it shouldn't be difficult
To explain,
Just why you came back again,
You hate the fame, love the game,
Cold as ice you remain,
Fuck 'em all, tell 'em all eat shit,
Here we go again...
So, goddamn...
Is it that time again already?
Haha, you don't look
Too happy to see me,
Fuck man, don't everybody
Welcome me back at once?
All right, fuck ya'll then...
You can get the dick, just call me
The ball sack, I'm nuts,
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog,
Fall back you mutts,
Fuck your worms, you never seen
Such a sick puppy,
Fuck it a sick duck,
I want my duck sicked mummy,
And my nuts licked,
Gobble 'em up trick, yummy,
Bitch you don't fucking think that
I know that you suck dick dummy??
You get your butt kicked,
Fuck all that love shit honey,
Yeah I laugh when I call you a slut,
It's FUNNY!
Shorty dance while I
Diss you to the beat, fuck the words,
You don't listen to 'em anyway,
Yeah struck a nerve, sucker?
Motherfucker, might as well
Let my lips pucker like Elton John
Cause I'm just a mean cocksucker.
This shit is on
Cause you went and pissed me off,
Now I'm sitting
And pissing on everybody,
Give a fuck if it's right or wrong,
So buck the buddah, light a bong,
But take a look at Mariah
Next time I inspire
You to write a song, c'mon...
[Chorus:]
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty be-low,
Ask me why man I just don't know,
Know-know-know, know-know-know,
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows,
blo-blo-blows, blo-blo-blows,
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Fuck it, I'm a loose cannon,
Bruce Banner's back in the booth,
Ya'll are sitting ducks,
I'm the only goose standing,
I'll set the world on fire,
Piss on it, put it out,
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm
Not fucking around, motherfucker
I saw you pussyfooting,
I'll kick a bitch in the cunt
Til it makes her queef and sounds
Like a fucking whoopee cushion,
Who the fuck is you pushin??
You musta mistook me for some
Sissy soft punk looking
For some nookie or bosom,
Go ahead fucking hater, push me,
I told you,
Ain't no fucking way to shush me,
Call me a faggot
Cause I hate a pussy,
Man the fuck up sissy, G's up,
All you gardeners freeze up,
Put your hoes down!
'Shady ease up, man, chill!'
Nah I can't goddamnit,
Rap is a landfill,
Drop the anvil,
These are shoes that you can't fill,
Shit, the day that happens
The world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll
Come to a stand still
During an earthquake,
Urine in your face cause you're fake,
Ahhhh what the fuck,
That hurt, wait!!
Ahhhh what the fuck,
I just got struck by lightning,
Alright then, I quit, God I give up,
Call it evil that men do,
Lord forgive me for what my pen do...
'This is for your sins I cleanse you,
You can repent but I warn you:
If you continue,
To hell I'll send you!'
And just then the wind blew
And I said...
[Chorus]
How long will I be this way?
Shady until my dying day
Til I hang up the mic and
It's time for me to say so long,
Til then I'll drop the fucking bombs
Like I missed the pass
When I went long,
If you don't like it you can
Kiss my ass in a lint thong,
Now sing along, slut-this-slut-that,
Learn the words to the song!!
'Oh bitches don't like that!'
Homie I'll be nicer to women
When the Aquaman drowns
And the Human Torch starts swimming,
Man I'm a cold soul,
I roll solo so
Don't compare me to
Them other bums over there,
It's like apples to oranges,
Peaches to plums yeah,
I'm bananas, pussy,
Cut off the grapes and grow a pear,
But I swear, you try to diss me,
I'll slaughter you,
I put that on everything
Like everyone does with Auto-Tune,
The last thing you wanna do
Is have me spit out a rhyme
And say I was writing this
And I thought of you so...
[Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I don't know,
I don't know what caused,
I don't know what caused me
To be this way,
I don't know, I don't know but
I'll probably be this way
Til my dying day,
I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold,
Beat bangs, I don't need to say,
I guess this is how you made me...
