– Hey Jimmy, where you goin'?
– I don't know where I'm going. My Dad died, and he left me his degrees. My Mom would always say, “Dad, why don't you work?” But he just kept learning. All the other kids' parents were working and saving up money for school, and I was actually in school all while my dad was in school! He was so greedy with degrees, he took my degree. And now I'm just glad he left me these. Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have. These are documented. My father left them for me. And I'm going to leave them to my kids. I'm going to learn too. I'm going to get super smart, so I, too, can die without money. But I'll be the smartest dead guy! Who has that?
