Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard,
It was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
[Chorus:]
You should know that I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When I first met you (Panties dropping!)
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!)
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
[Chorus]
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your mangina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
