A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood,
He won't do nothin' right just a-sittin' got to look so good.
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write,
Just sits around the house and plays that rock-n-roll music all night,
Well he puts thumbtacks on teacher's chair,
Put chew'n gum in li'l girl's hair.
Now Junior, behave yourself!
Buys every rock-n-roll book on the magazine stand,
Every dime that he gets, oh is off to the juke box man.
Well he worries his teacher till at night she's ready to poop
From rockin' and a rollin' spinnin' in a hoola hoop,
Well his rock-n-roll has gotta stop, Junior's head is hard as rock.
Now Junior, behave yourself OW!
Gonna tell ya mamma you'd better do what she said:
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head.
You shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighboor's cat,
You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat.
Well ya mamma said it's gotta stop, Junior's head is hard as rock.
Now Junior, behave yourself!
