When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered

And I knew it was love, true love

All the things that you said and did to your mom

I knew you were the only one, the only one for me

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Go and call the priest

So he can exorcize me

Be my ghoul tonight...

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Regan it was Love At First Fright, first fright

Love At First Fright, first fright

Regan it was Love At First Fright, first fright

Love At First Fright, first fright

Id love it if youd spin your head for me

Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green

So beautifully

Across you stomach it said, help me

I gotta know will you marry me

Captain howdy

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(lead: tripp)

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When I saw you piss on the rug,

My heart fluttered

And I knew it was love, true love

And on your stomach it said, help me

I gotta know will you marry me, captain howdy