[Verse 1:]
"This could never work," is what we said at first,
But whatever this is, it's workin',
But we're in two different worlds and, (Yeah)
I'm not your husband, (Nah) you ain't my girlfriend,
All I know is that (What?)
When I'm with you, I'm a different person, yeah!
And I ain't never met a chick as perfect,
Girl, you're a ten, so here I am (Yeah)
Layin' here with her again,
Thinkin' 'bout you.
She's asleep, you're textin' me around two,
Crying face emoji, you say this is me without you,
We're sneakin' out to meet at cheap hotel rooms or
Sex in the car, then I'll text you tomorrow.
Do I question it? Nah, no objection at all,
'Cause both of us are still involved, so
As I'm peelin' off, all I'm thinkin' 'bout is
[Chorus:]
I'm not happy here, (Nah) with her,
Rather have you, (Yeah) rather have me too
'Cause you're not happy there, (You're not happy there) with him,
Rather have me, (I know, but) we just in too deep.
[Verse 2:]
You're layin' there with him, thinkin' 'bout me,
He's asleep, you say, "Let's meet around three."
You went to leave the house, he caught you sneakin' out, now he's freakin' out,
You thought he was sleepin' soundly, woah!
You say you're going for a drive, you don't question him,
When he stumbles in, like, "Where the fuck you've been?"
Then you pump his ear with what he wants to hear,
Tell him you love him, yeah, wipe each other's tears.
But it's been a couple years since we been doin' dirt,
You or my girl, don't wanna see either of you get hurt,
But now the lines are gettin' super blurred,
Can't tell if I'm cheatin' on her with you or cheatin' on you with her.
But really, nobody's at fault, can't help who you love,
Hope they don't ever hear us talk,
'Cause we both are gettin' sloppy,
Probably subconsciously part of me's hopin' we get caught 'cause
[Chorus:]
I'm not happy here, (Nah) with her,
Rather have you, (Yeah) rather have me too
'Cause you're not happy there, (You're not happy there) with him,
Rather have me, (I know, but) we just in too deep.
[Verse 3:]
We're layin' here with them, thinkin' 'bout us,
'Cause now when we get home, we get jealous
Of each other bein' someone else's,
Call us Long John Silver's 'cause we selfish.
But I just wanna see ya,
Don't care if it's at the Ritz or Motel 6,
If I'm there with ya, rich or poor,
When I'm layin' here with ya, it could be the kitchen floor,
I could stay in bed with ya starin' at ya 'til the morn'.
I just wanna be your secret lover, yeah,
I'd rather share ya than to not have you at all,
So once a year or twice a month I'm here if you want it,
Yeah, I'm open season,
And I'm always game, so I keep it a hundred, dear, ha-ha,
'Cause we could never be each other's everythings, you got a wedding ring,
So it's him instead of me, but I'll be your second string, now and forever because
[Chorus:]
I'm not happy here, (Nah) with her,
Rather have you, (Yeah) rather have me too
'Cause you're not happy there, (You're not happy there) with him,
Rather have me, (I know, but) we just in too deep.
