Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how
All you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say
Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?"
You ain't never had a friend like me, no no no
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah
Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish
How 'bout a little more Baklava?
Have some of column A, try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me, yeah yeah
(Wa wa wa) Oh my
(Wa wa wa) Wa wa wa wa wa wa
(Wa wa wa) Wa wa wa wa wa wa, ow
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
So don'tcha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide and certified
You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish, I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so
Oh.... oh....
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never (never) had a (had a) friend like me
(Wa wa wa)
(Wa wa wa) hey hey hey hey
You ain't never had a friend like me
