You designed so intelligent

Ain't no way that was an accident

C'mon shake your monkey hips

My pretty little creationist

Oh yeah!

Ain't gonna anthropomorphize ya

Or perversely polymorphasize ya

Little girl you look so sweet

You gotta Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey, child

You just started ten thousand years ago

Presto Adam and Eve and go man go

Abel died, Cain took his life

And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife

(Wow!)

Non-believers blame it all on apes

It's monkey time - I wanna see you shake

Evolution is obsolete

You gotta Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey, child

Stomp your hands and clap your feet

You gotta Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey, child

Oh one more time yo!

It's monkey time!!

C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?

Be my natural selection, and dance dance dance

Exorcise your demons with that monkey grin

'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind

Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court

That's such a mad lame indoor sport

Wave your arms and legs in the air

Rock it like a monkey like ya just don't care

Evolution is so obsolete

Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet - come on!

You gotta Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey

You gotta Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey, child

Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey, child

Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey

Dance Like a Monkey, Dance Like a Monkey, child